there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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