I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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