We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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