i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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