nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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