My room smells like vodka and shame
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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