didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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