But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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