he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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