we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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