Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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