cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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