Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
