So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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