slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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