Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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