Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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