TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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