Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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