The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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