i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You can't motorboat a personality
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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