just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
handjob tips. give me some.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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