i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize