Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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