Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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