I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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