A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
i believe in u and ur pee
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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