dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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