you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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