Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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