Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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