is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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