In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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