But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
