About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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