He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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