Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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