also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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