So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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