lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
