dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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