Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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