Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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