I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Drake has all the answers
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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