she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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