she woke up with a sticky ear
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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