She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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