He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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