So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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