So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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