New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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