Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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