I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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