I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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