She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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