I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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